EfIl-dats life backwards

I want to live my next life backwards: >You start out dead and get that out of the way.>Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.>Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.>Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. >Then when you start work, you buy a mansion on your first day.>You work 40 years until you're too young to work.>You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party and you're generally>promiscuous. >Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no>responsibilities.>Then you become a baby, and then...>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like>conditions – central heating, room service on tap>>And then... you finish off as an orgasm.>>What a way to go!