whacky wishlist of mine for this new year

i wish that in the new year i have that 'time turner' pendant like the one hermione has which wud take me to a point in time faster than anybody else and i cud welcome others to that point in time by saying " veni.vidi .vici-i came ,saw and conquered , before u , and then i wud want to have a cloning machine like the one prof. calculus has in tintin and the lake of sharks , so that i can keep 1 copy of me at home , the other at office ,for parallel work and leisure. i also wish to have a global satellite which wud scan for me my wishlist of people throughout the world who wud be correctly tuned to my profile and surrounded by whom i wud like to stay .